December 2011
5 posts
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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I am a serious actor. Look at my face-pictures.
http://annadrezen.com/ Anna Drezen is a serious, serious, serious, serious, serious, serious, serious, serious, actor, serious actor. Unless you need her not to be, in which case, “FART!” Designed by the impeccable-taste-having Alyson Rosenfeld http://alysonleighrosenfeld.com/design.html
Dec 21st
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How To Explain To The People At The Laundromat Why...
10) Mamma mia, dees America ees so beautiful! We go through deh Statue of Liberta dees morning! My-eh familia have-eh much blessings! Pizza! 9) Man, this entire convent of sick nuns I’m volunteering for sure loves shopping at H&M! Just like me! Man, we just get along great, me and this entire convent of sick nuns I’m taking care of for free. 8) My stupid roommate accidentally...
Dec 17th
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Love, Aunt K.
Whassamattah Chrissy, you look sick! Put some makeup on, you’ll FEEL bettah. You never let your older cousins teach you how to put yourself together, and now (and you’re a pretty girl, it’s really too bad) and I hate to say it, but sometimes you look a little blah. And your eyebrows are just a little… ghetto? Can I say ghetto or is that ALSO a racist term? Like you know...
Dec 15th
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