Here’s a game of Guess Who that would take forever to finish. “Is your person a man?” “Yeah. Is your person an old man?” “Yep. Is your person an old man trying to control young fertile people’s access to birth control?” “Yep. Is your guy black?” “Nope.” “Oh cool.” ::click:: “Is your guy full of hatred?” “Yeah.” “Sigh::”
The magical thinknig that’s required to think that a secular employee couldn’t possibly need birth control, just because she works for a Catholic hospital, is astounding. They think their fucked up aspirational viewpoint should apply not just to their employees, but to every person everywhere. They truly hope that no one has sex EVER except straight married couples hoping for a child. What the fuck, you guys? That’s like me hoping that every person in the world likes good smart comedy just because I’m trying to make it. That’s bullshit.
People like Jeff Dunham.
And people fuck.
And one of those things is a necessary, beautiful, perfect part of life.
And the other thing is sex.